June 2013
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
Me making a text post is basically the same as spongebob taking his extra credit boating exam
“Here you go”
….
“no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND”
“NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING”
…..
and then i just end up with this
i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
You can basically win my heart by watching Disney movies with me and feeding me chocolate and taking me out to fast food places and cuddling with me and giving me kisses and feeding me more
Well this is going to be one long year.
Senior year here I come.
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
Unbustable ads
H&M’s new beachwear campaign featuring Jennie Runk is pretty awesome. In this article she explains that women have sent her messages saying that this ad campaign has given them the confidence to try on a bikini for the first time in years!
See… it does make a difference when we see diverse body types in advertising and media!
every episode of scooby doo
- guy: something spooky's happening
- fred: k we'll come check it out
- fred: daphne, velma come with me
- daphne: lol okei
- shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
- velma: shut up you two
- shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
- scooby: RAGGY
- shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
- scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
- shaggy: zoinks!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
- shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
- fred: what happened?
- shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
- velma: uh oh
- monster: boo
- all: AAAAH
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
- *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
- velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
- monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
- velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
- monster: whoops i tripped
- scooby: i captured you
- *they pull the monster's mask off*
- fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
- suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
- scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
- all: *laugh*
When my sister first got her period and used pads she thought it was the same thing as a diaper so she peed in it.
Omfg
“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”
—(via sjowyn)
- Kissing is cool
- Making out is cool
- Holding hands is cool
- Sleeping with someone you care about is cool
- Cuddling is cool
- You’re cool
- Let’s do these cool things together
